Monday, December 24, 2007

A miraculous event

Today I come to you to bear witness to a miraculous event.

One unsurpassed by any other in the After a cup of coffee...or two household.

I was standing in my closet when a voice came as from on high.

And it was the voice of my husband.

And he spake unto me, and he said, "Hey, Babe? Would you want to go through my clothes and throw away anything you think I shouldn't keep?"

And I asked of him, "Even the clothes you've saved since high school and I've never seen you wear?"

And he answered unto me, "Yeah, even those."

And the angels rejoiced, and I raised my arms and shouted, "Yes! Yes!"

And I say, that our God is good, and if it can happen to me, then it can happen to you.

Can I get an amen?

9 comments:

Frazzmom said...

A Christmas miracle has occurred here! If only my husband would let me get rid of his T-shirts with all the holes in them, and don't even get me started on the ratty underwear...

I'm so glad you have your husband home for Christmas... Have a blessed holiday.

Amy Bennett said...

and i saith unto you...amen!

Heather said...

Amen and amen! You mean there's hope for me and that raggedy old trunk full of t-shirts that he's been hanging on to since high school? And, hope even still that part of his luggage will be lost along the way home since he tells me that he's gathered quite a few "awesome t-shirts" to add to the collection? AMEN!!

Ange & family said...

That is hilarious.

Laura said...

Oh, I can SO identify! The T-shirts, the suits he never wears, the 3 extra pairs of running shoes...if you can believe it...his stuff takes up more room in the closet than does mine!!!

Michelle said...

I may just drop dead if I ever hear those words coming from hubby's mouth!

Momma TaderDoodles said...

You've got my AMEN!

I can get him to clean out the stuff he gets for Christmas and such but old T shirts from high school? NO WAY...

Sheree said...

HAHAHA! What in the world inspired him to say that? We've made good progress over the years but there are some things that I've never dared ask him to get rid of. I'd be so shocked if Chris said that to me!

Mary@notbefore7 said...

Oh...a beautiful miracle! I wish I wish I wish!!!! Maybe if it happened to you, it can happen to me :)

*sigh

Even the shirt with the numbers falling off of it...why won't they just fall off?